This hasty little post goes to one person in particular.
Disadvantages of crying:
· Makes you feel weak
· Your eyes turn red and you look ugly. ( I look as if I'm drunk.)
· Your nose starts to run. If u have cold, things could go from bad to worse to even worse.
· It drains all the vital water from your brain (if you really do care).
· The tears taste salty (like sweat from your eyes..YUK!!!).
· The whining sound is amazingly irritating.(the noise generated by the girl next door is supersonic. Squeezes your ear drums.)
· You feel really bad after the crying process is over. You feel that you never should have cried.
· Crying is jus like smoking and drinking. It doesn’t solve the damn problem.(OK> I shouldn’t have compared crying to something so divine.)
· Your make up is gone (for girls).
· You make up really ugly faces in hopes that people won’t actually recognize that you are crying (for boys).
· Your enemies watch you in ecstasy.(You definitely don’t want them to be happy, right?)
· After the process has begun, if u think u just overdid it, you are doomed. No turning back. You have to make sure you have to come up with a really good reason while on the crying process. (It takes a lot of practice. But achievable.)
· CRYING SUCKS / DON’T CRY / SAY NO TO CRY – Bullet Point
PS: It is mandatory that you have a kerchief, else you are doomed. (Disclaimer: A kerchief can only minimize the effects of crying and cannot completely nullify the effects.)
Advantages:
· Why? So you can have a reason to cry???
