Jun 11, 2011

GO PANTHER GO. PLEASE

This post is just an attempt to correlate an unwanted thought to a pink panther. The pink panther does not resemble any real living pink panther.
GO PANTHER GO!!!! I MEANT PLEASE GO!!!

A sudden realization can send the chill down your spine and take the strength of your knees.Yeah. You guessed it. You are in a complete turmoil because you just realized something terrible.Really Really terrible. You never wanted that thought at all.  And now you just want to slip away quietly from those thoughts and just SLEEP  but alas! "Don think of a pink panther for one minute."  What were you thinking of? Lemme guess. A naked pink panther for the whole one minute? Bravo Senor! You wipe your face as if you were profusely sweating and grab your hair like you desperately wanted to see your scalp.  You toss and turn in bed as if (oh come on, you don't expect me to put up similes everywhere right?).  You unlock the key pad on your phone and run through the menu and again lock it.  Now you sit up, look at the ceiling fan for 3 seconds.  What were you thinking for the three seconds?  The same fucking panther in its pink skin. How so pathetic? You just need to shout out loud for once so that you could get the panther out of your head.  But that's just an excuse that you couldn't get him out even though there was a chance, cause if you were planning to shout in the middle of the night in a jam packed apartment, you would get your ass kicked. So that was just a lie to convince yourself that there is still a way out.  The fact is "THERE IS NO WAY OUT DUDE." The panther is still smiling at you (romantically or sarcastically, but that doesn't matter does it?) Now you surrender to the fact that it will remain in your mind as long as you do not want it.You viciously pant like a dog trying to get your brain all dizzy in an attempt to blur the image. Coupled with bulging your eyes wide as if they were two golf balls popping out (or pooping out, ahchoo whatever!!!)  You spread your hands and legs wide apart and again look at the ceiling.  You are crucified to the panther in your brain dude.  You swiftly get up and walk around the house careful not to step on your snoring friends slapping mosquitoes off their hands and feet or wherever the mosquito is. The good news is you are not the only one awake.  There is stilll the dancing pink panther by your side. HIP HIP HORRAAYYYY!!!!!. And FINALLY you cry.... Good night you sleeping losers.....

2 comments:

  1. Hi Rahul! long time...

    Uhm.... i don't know what you meant with all these deep words, but it reminded me of times when I wake up in the middle of the night, and I have the Pink Panther song in my head.... Parumparum parum parumparumparum parumparuuuuum pum parararum.... with the pink panther dancing of course... :D hehe! And now, I have that damn song in my head.... Noooooo! parumparum.... praum....

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  2. he he he..sorry abt that Jane...thanks fr still keeping in touch...will pray for that song to fade off... :)

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